One would have thought that something with such a fucking awesome name couldn't go wrong. After discussion however we decided they must have blown their entire budget getting 80's teen pop star Debby Gibson to play the lead and this explains why all the special effects and CG are regurgitated for use through the entire movie.
I promise, you only need to watch the trailer... because well, that IS the entire movie. Every good line, every awesome action scene is in the trailer... then they recut it over and over and over and over for 2 goddamn hours.
Possibly the weirdest part of a really weird movie? The Pointless flashing which should be reserved, at the very least, for scene changes but the director obviously disagrees.
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